CLINT EASTWOOD - Loses a debate with an invisible Obama As Mystery Speaker at GOP Convention
MY GREAT GREAT GRANDFATHER - And Obama
INVISIBLE OBAMA 2012: A CHAIR WE CAN BELIEVE IN! - There is a President Obama that only Republicans can see... ...and this invisible, demonized, 'make-believe' Obama is the one they have been running against all along.
KARMA - It happens when you tell so many lies to the public that you lose touch with reality and start to look as crazy and foolish as the lies you tell!
THE EMPTY OVAL OFFICE -
NATIONAL EMPTY CHAIR DAY 9/3/2012 - No Ideas, No Solutions, No Hope EASTWOODING
TODAY'S SECRET WORD IS "CRAZY"! - Republicans are leading in votes with imaginary friends.
LETS NOT FORGET IN NOVEMBER... - That Congressional Democrats have been "Eastwooding" for years too!
AN 'IMAGINARY' OBAMA... - ...is still more inspiring than out-of-touch Republicans.
FORECAST: GLOOMY - With a Strong Chance of EASTWOODING
CLINT ENDORSES OBAMA! - It just "slipped his mind" that he was supposed to be endorsing Romney. (First symptom of senility: Talking to imaginary Presidents sitting next to you!)
1,000 YEARS OF DARKNESS? - Chuck Norris Now just as irrelevant as Clint Eastwood
IT’S THE FOURTH QUARTER IN AMERICA - President Obama is the greatest hoax ever perpetrated on the American people When an elected official doesn’t do the job, we’ve got to let em go
" THEY TALK ABOUT ME LIKE I'M AN EMPTY CHAIR " - I still remember the good old days, When they talked about me' Like a Dog.
IT MAY BE HALF-TIME IN AMERICA - But we need a different quarterback Mr. Eastwood!
REAL MEN OF CONVICTION DON'T RELY ON TELEPROMPTERS TO TELL THEM WHAT TO SAY -
IS THIS 9-1-1? THIS IS CLINT EASTWOOD... -
IN HONOR OF LABOR DAY 2012 - Show your support to Clint Eastwood and our country! Go ahead..Take a Stance and put your chair out!
DIRTY HARRY ON MARRIAGE EQUALITY -
CLINT'S "INVISIBLE MAN" MESSAGE! - Even if you're the President, if you're black, you're invisible to us Republicans... ...And we'll see what we want to see!
...THE OPINION OF "THE CHAIR?" - Eastwood yelling at a chair is the most amazing old-man moment since Dick Cheney non-fatally shot one in the face!
CLINT'S IMAGINARY FRIEND UPSTAGES ROMNEY AT RNC - Even an empty chair is a better speaker than Romney. (When you are more boring than a piece of furniture, you're in trouble!) CHAIR & BIDEN: 2012!
INVISIBLE OBAMA: 1 ROMNEY: 0 - The RNC asked Clint Eastwood to speak about ObamaCare and he thought they said ObamaChair.
LIBERALS RESPOND: "HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!" - "Senility" is a terrible thing.
HEADLINE: CLINT CUT FROM ROMNEY RNC VIDEO - "You always want to quit while you are ahead. You don't want to be like a fighter who stays too long in the ring until you're not performing at your best." ~Clint Eastwood
CLINT TALKS TO EMPTY CHAIR, THINKS IT IS OBAMA - 'Senility' is a terrible thing.
OBAMA'S RESPONSE TO CLINT - POLL: Invisible Obama was best speaker at convention! (Turns out that Invisible Obama was the mystery speaker at RNC) Mitt Romney says, "I was beaten... by a chair?!"
CLINT EASTWEIRD - Not all old people are delusional and crazy, just Romney supporters!
GALLUP: ROMNEY’S RNC SPEECH POLLED WORSE THAN ANY SINCE 1996 - Eastwood's empty chair had better material.